Everyone say; high fives! Nope, not doing that anymore. Here’s the thing, guys, old geezers are playing online games too, and they’re pretty good at it too. You don’t know this because they’re not about to give away their ancient age. They don’t want to be found out and, really guys, they’re really nice because they don’t want to embarrass you kids either.
But should you ever meet up with one of these old tops at a gaming convention one day, don’t’ go banging your knuckles as is the tradition nowadays. Apart from the fact that they’re still old school where casual greeting is concerned, many of these guys are settling into the arthritic phase. It’s no joke; let any of them tell you.
After playing online games for hours on end, their fingers get pretty stiff, that’s if they’re lucky. We’re not even going to go down that road, talking about worse case scenarios and all that negative stuff that it entails. Let’s all be positive for once in a while. Become an online survivor for once in your life. Become like a cat with nine lives. Only in this case, you’ll be able to save thousands of lives. That’s because if you’re really fond of kitties like some of these old guys are, you’re probably into battle cats. Or so you were up until now.
There’s something else that these old pensioners weren’t prepared to tell you, so we’re going to do the charity thing. To survive battle cats for the next few thousand lives you’re going to need to get your paws on a battle cats hack. And to get this cool dude is pretty easy stuff. Just ask any one of these old school guys. Oh, okay, they’re not telling. We’ll tell you instead and we’ll only do this briefly. We’ll leave the easy work in your good hands. No downloading to do, and no money to spend, because that’s right guys, you’re all pretty smart, well done guys, you just go to the website and you follow a few easy steps to place your battle cats hack on your mobile device.
Pretty exciting, huh. Don’t forget to tell the service provider how much cat chow you’re going to need. If you’re this much into the game, then you’re probably going to need crates of the stuff so good luck with that. And before you know it, within minutes, plenty of cat food for your battle cats to chow on. Great stuff! So far so good.
Yawn. Did somebody just yawn? It wasn’t any of the geezers because it’s way past their bedtime that much we know. So battle cats is not your thing? So what then. You can pretty much get a hacking device nowadays for any of the other games that tickles you pink these days. But for the cat lovers out there, let’s all do this once more. Say, miaow!